(Source: seinfeldia)

pinkvelourtracksuit:

*pulls up in a lil ice blue mercedes*

*steps out in a lil vintage fubu jersey dress*

*takes my red lollipop outta my mouth for a lil min*

*ties up the strings of my manolo blahnik timbaland boots* 

*applies more gel to my baby hairs*

*watches u hoes turn green wit envy* 

blastortoise:

it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad

(Source: blastortoise-chan)

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He only lasts 6 seconds like a vine.

usher is the worst nicki is great

(Source: nickiroyale)

kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

(Source: eva-420)

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

saladbarslytherin

(Source: lilkimbra)

sprinkledoughnut:

my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns

(Source: honeybeys)

ratchetmessreturns:

I can’t

ratchetmessreturns:

I can’t

dirtylittledamsel:

when you just get out of the shower and your parents don’t tell you they have guests over

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2charmz:

Ariana grande at the VMA’s like she ain’t got school tomorrow.

cyberho:

Next year’s vma opening act is gonna be Rihanna in the middle of the stage smoking a big ass blunt, that’s it no music no singing no nothing