the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
(via ulnar-styloid)
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(via dem0nic-kittens)
I should probably start getting voice lessons because one day when I’m famous for absolutely nothing I’m probably gonna get a record deal too
(via beyoncebeytwice)
The Bling Ring → Sofia Coppola (June 2013)“I just think we just like wanted to be apart of the lifestyle, the lifestyle that everybody kinda wants.”
These color photographs were all taken in the Russian Empire between 1909 and 1918.
Sergei Prokudin-Gorskii was a Russian photographer born in 1863. After studying chemistry with Mendeleev and later with Adolf Miethe, Gorskii started developing his own techniques and processes of color photography, giving it a quality that impresses even today.
In 1909, he convinced the Tsar Nicolas II to send him on a trip across the Russian Empire to document its impressive diversity. It was a 10-year project, during which Gorskii took over 10,000 pictures.The diversity of the people, and the shockingly modern colors of their portraits, make them impossible to forget. They are our contemporaries, now that they stopped hiding between the unfocused black-and-whiteness.
They are almost too present. [via]
These are amazing. I can just imagine Alexei popping in along with those sailors!
- Alexis: Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling. I'm calling to let you know how disapp-
- Phone: Please leave a message after the tone
- Alexis: fuck!
- Alexis: Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers. I'm calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story and the horrible shit you did to me, and I'd like to-
- Mom: you lied.
- Alexis: stop!
- Mom: you lied!
- Alexis: stop it! *cries* stop dammit!!
- Alexis: Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling. I'm calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. There's many things I read in here that were false. Like you saying that I wore 6-inch Loubotins to court with my tweed skirt when I wore 4-inch little brown Bebe shoes.
- Mom: 29 dollars!
- Alexis: EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT!!
- Alexis: Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers. I'm calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story and the way that you turned on me when I'm going through such a hard time in my life. I opened up to you so that way the world could potentially know what a great, amazing, talented, strong, healthy girl that I am. Not even a girl. Young woman. *cries* I am petrified...petrified with this story.
- Mom: *sighs*
- Alexis: I am so disappointed and I'm letting you know that I will clear this up. Have a nice life. Goodbye.
- Mom: *sobbing* That was beautiful, you did such a good job expressing yourself.
- Alexis: *blows nose*
the amount of effort it takes to upset me is like .0001
