• college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in

the-goddamazon:

OH MY GOD

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  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

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  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

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pinkvelourtracksuit:

*pulls up in a lil ice blue mercedes*

*steps out in a lil vintage fubu jersey dress*

*takes my red lollipop outta my mouth for a lil min*

*ties up the strings of my manolo blahnik timbaland boots* 

*applies more gel to my baby hairs*

*watches u hoes turn green wit envy* 

blastortoise:

it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad

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He only lasts 6 seconds like a vine.

usher is the worst nicki is great

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